*WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST*
If you are female & reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if male, then feel proud after reading it!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Angel appeared & asked, *"Why are you crying?"*
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water & he needed it to make a living.
The Angel went down into the water & reappeared with a *Golden Axe*. "Is this your axe?" the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *"No."*
The Angel again went down & came up with a *Silver Axe.* "Is this your axe?" the Angel asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: *"No."*
The Angel went down again & came up with an *Iron Axe*. "Is this your axe?" the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *"Yes."*
The Angel was pleased with the man's honesty & gave him all 3 Axes to keep, & the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, & his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Angel again appeared & asked him: "Why are you crying?"
*"Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!"*
The Angel went down into the water & came up with *DEEPIKA PADUKONE*.
"Is this your wife?" the Angel asked. *"Yes,"* cried the woodcutter.
The Angel was furious. *"You lied!* That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said *'NO'* to DEEPIKA PADUKONE, you would have come up with *KAREENA KAPOOR*. Then if I said *'NO'* to her, you would have come up with *MY WIFE*. Had I then said *'YES,' you would have given me all 3.*
I'm a poor man, & not able to take care of 3 wives, so *THAT'S why I said YES to DEEPIKA."*
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a *good & honorable reason & for the benefit of others.*
That's our story, &
we're sticking to it!
*WE MEN ARE TRULY HONORABLE!*
A touching love story...
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
No...how can I think of marrying?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you
Would you live in our house with your
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9
Husband's funeral is on Sunday, please attend......
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Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers.